Engelbert's opinion?
"Yuck. Tastes of blubber....too much of this and I'll be Moby Dick*"
*Moby Dick = sick, cockney rhyming slang.
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Tuesday, 1 November 2011
Engelbert eats the Whitby Whalebone Arch
Engelbert's opinion?
"Yuck. Tastes of blubber....too much of this and I'll be Moby Dick*"
Monday, 31 October 2011
Wednesday, 13 July 2011
Sunday, 10 July 2011
Tuesday, 5 July 2011
Engelbert eats one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Engelbert's opinion?
"Yuck. Tastes of pestilence."
Thursday, 16 June 2011
Tuesday, 7 June 2011
Thursday, 2 June 2011
Engelbert eats the weighing machine on Southend pier
Engelbert's opinion?
"Yuck. Tastes like it's only been used by skinny people."
Sunday, 22 May 2011
Engelbert considers eating a bluebell, but then decides against
Engelbert's opinion?
"Yuck. I think it might taste like it's protected under the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981 - I can't eat this."
Engelbert says: be like me kids, enjoy nature responsibly!
Thursday, 5 May 2011
Engelbert eats a kettle
Engelbert's opinion?
"Yuck. Tastes of water otters*"
*Explanation of Engelbert's joke - a kettle makes "water hotter", water otters....[tumbleweed rolls by slowly].
Tuesday, 3 May 2011
Wednesday, 20 April 2011
Thursday, 24 March 2011
Monday, 21 March 2011
Engelbert eats model railway track
Engelbert's opinion?
"Yuck. Tastes like less elaborate but crunchier curly wurly."
Wednesday, 9 March 2011
Sunday, 6 March 2011
Thursday, 3 March 2011
Wednesday, 2 March 2011
Monday, 28 February 2011
Friday, 18 February 2011
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