Engelbert's opinion?
"Yum. Tastes steamy."
Friday 4 November 2011
Tuesday 1 November 2011
Engelbert eats the Whitby Whalebone Arch
Engelbert's opinion?
"Yuck. Tastes of blubber....too much of this and I'll be Moby Dick*"
*Moby Dick = sick, cockney rhyming slang.
Monday 31 October 2011
Monday 1 August 2011
Engelbert eats a slice of Galia melon
Engelbert's opinion?
"Yum. Tastes cool and juicy in this hot weather. Stay hydrated kids!"
Saturday 23 July 2011
Engelbert eats the receipt from the Friet Museum in Bruges
Engelbert's opinion?
"Yum. Tastes of chips. If all education tasted this good, I'd be a professor by now!"
Tuesday 19 July 2011
Wednesday 13 July 2011
Sunday 10 July 2011
Thursday 7 July 2011
Tuesday 5 July 2011
Engelbert eats one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Engelbert's opinion?
"Yuck. Tastes of pestilence."
Sunday 19 June 2011
Engelbert eats a French kilner jar
Engelbert's opinion?
"C'est Yum. Oo la la - zis tastes airtight!"
Engelbert's education corner: If the jar has a flip hinged lid it's a French kilner jar. Kilner jars have metal lids that are screwed on and off.
Thursday 16 June 2011
Tuesday 7 June 2011
Thursday 2 June 2011
Engelbert eats the weighing machine on Southend pier
Engelbert's opinion?
"Yuck. Tastes like it's only been used by skinny people."
Sunday 22 May 2011
Engelbert considers eating a bluebell, but then decides against
Engelbert's opinion?
"Yuck. I think it might taste like it's protected under the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981 - I can't eat this."
Engelbert says: be like me kids, enjoy nature responsibly!
Sunday 15 May 2011
Saturday 7 May 2011
Engelbert eats the Southwold archaelogical and natural history society
Engelbert's opinion?
"Yum. Tastes of dinosaurs."
Thursday 5 May 2011
Engelbert eats a kettle
Engelbert's opinion?
"Yuck. Tastes of water otters*"
*Explanation of Engelbert's joke - a kettle makes "water hotter", water otters....[tumbleweed rolls by slowly].
Tuesday 3 May 2011
Monday 2 May 2011
Engelbert eats Southwold lighthouse
Engelbert's opinion?
"Yum. Tastes lighter than ordinary buildings."
Sunday 24 April 2011
Engelbert eats an Easter egg
Engelbert's opinion?
"Yum. Tastes like the best way to spend an Easter weekend!"
Wednesday 20 April 2011
Tuesday 19 April 2011
Monday 18 April 2011
Engelbert eats a Rossi's ice cream
Engelbert's opinion?
"Yum. Tastes like the best reason for visiting Southend. Bravo Rossi Ice Cream!"
Sunday 17 April 2011
Monday 4 April 2011
Engelbert eats a box of fudge
Engelbert's opinion?
"Yum. Tastes like just enough to give your baby crocodile a treat."
Thursday 31 March 2011
Sunday 27 March 2011
Thursday 24 March 2011
Monday 21 March 2011
Engelbert eats model railway track
Engelbert's opinion?
"Yuck. Tastes like less elaborate but crunchier curly wurly."
Wednesday 16 March 2011
Monday 14 March 2011
Sunday 13 March 2011
Wednesday 9 March 2011
Sunday 6 March 2011
Thursday 3 March 2011
Wednesday 2 March 2011
Tuesday 1 March 2011
Monday 28 February 2011
Saturday 19 February 2011
Engelbert eats macarons
Engelbert's opinion?
"Yum. Taste of almondy goodness...in your face coconut macaroons!"
Friday 18 February 2011
Thursday 17 February 2011
Wednesday 16 February 2011
Engelbert (in stealth mode) eats a radio antenna
Engelbert's opinion?
"Yuck. Tastes of electromagnetic waves."
Tuesday 15 February 2011
Sunday 13 February 2011
Saturday 12 February 2011
Engelbert eats the cloisters at Norwich cathedral
Engelbert's opinions?
"Yum. Taste like Kellogg's Crunchy Nut Cloisters."
Thursday 10 February 2011
Tuesday 8 February 2011
Monday 7 February 2011
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