Engelbert eats a cake knife

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes like the Excalibur for home baking."

Engelbert eats a block of butter

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes like a vegan's nightmare!"

Engelbert eats a games console controller

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of Wii."

Engelbert eats model railway track

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes like less elaborate but crunchier curly wurly."

Engelbert eats a fire engine

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes chargrilled."

Engelbert eats a book of baking recipes

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of empty calories."

Engelbert eats a model railway fertilizer wagon

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes nourishing."

Engelbert eats a Paddington Bear DVD

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of marmalade."

Engelbert eats tulips

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes expensive...maybe we should go Dutch?"

Engelbert eats headphones

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes canned."

Engelbert eats a crocodile clip

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes cannabalistic."

Engelbert eats Ina Garten

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes barefoot."