Sunday, 22 May 2011

Engelbert considers eating a bluebell, but then decides against


Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. I think it might taste like it's protected under the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981 - I can't eat this."

Engelbert says: be like me kids, enjoy nature responsibly!

Thursday, 5 May 2011

Engelbert eats a kettle


Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of water otters*"

*Explanation of Engelbert's joke - a kettle makes "water hotter", water otters....[tumbleweed rolls by slowly].

Tuesday, 3 May 2011

Monday, 2 May 2011