Engelbert eats the North York Moors Railway

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes steamy."

Engelbert eats the Whitby Whalebone Arch

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of blubber....too much of this and I'll be Moby Dick*"

*Moby Dick = sick, cockney rhyming slang.

Engelbert eats Whitby Abbey

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck, tastes of vampires."

Engelbert eats a slice of Galia melon

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes cool and juicy in this hot weather. Stay hydrated kids!"

Engelbert eats the receipt from the Friet Museum in Bruges

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of chips. If all education tasted this good, I'd be a professor by now!"

Engelbert eats a glass of Brugse Zot, a Belgian beer

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes a strong brew, so typical of the De Halve Maan brewery".

Engelbert eats the basket of a hot air balloon

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of wicker."

Engelbert eats Belgian lace

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of bobbins."

Engelbert eats Belgian friets

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of chippy chips."

Engelbert eats one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of pestilence."

Engelbert eats a French kilner jar

Engelbert's opinion?

"C'est Yum. Oo la la - zis tastes airtight!"

Engelbert's education corner: If the jar has a flip hinged lid it's a French kilner jar. Kilner jars have metal lids that are screwed on and off.

Engelbert eats a wine rack

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of old sour grapes."

Engelbert eats Hedingham castle

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes more of heads than hams."

Engelbert eats the weighing machine on Southend pier

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes like it's only been used by skinny people."

Engelbert considers eating a bluebell, but then decides against

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. I think it might taste like it's protected under the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981 - I can't eat this."

Engelbert says: be like me kids, enjoy nature responsibly!

Engelbert eats the Electric Picture Palace

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes retro."

Engelbert eats the Southwold archaelogical and natural history society

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of dinosaurs."

Engelbert eats a kettle

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of water otters*"

*Explanation of Engelbert's joke - a kettle makes "water hotter", water otters....[tumbleweed rolls by slowly].

Engelbert eats a daisy

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of margaritas."

Engelbert eats Southwold lighthouse

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes lighter than ordinary buildings."

Engelbert eats an Easter egg

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes like the best way to spend an Easter weekend!"

Engelbert eats a large bell

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of clap(pers)."

200th post - Engelbert eats an RNLI collection box

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of heroism."

Engelbert eats a Rossi's ice cream

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes like the best reason for visiting Southend. Bravo Rossi Ice Cream!"

Engelbert eats an entrance ticket to Southend pier

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes like 1.34 miles of Victorian splendour."

Engelbert eats a box of fudge

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes like just enough to give your baby crocodile a treat."

Engelbert eats a cake knife

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes like the Excalibur for home baking."

Engelbert eats a block of butter

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes like a vegan's nightmare!"

Engelbert eats a games console controller

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of Wii."

Engelbert eats model railway track

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes like less elaborate but crunchier curly wurly."

Engelbert eats a fire engine

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes chargrilled."

Engelbert eats a book of baking recipes

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of empty calories."

Engelbert eats a model railway fertilizer wagon

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes nourishing."

Engelbert eats a Paddington Bear DVD

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of marmalade."

Engelbert eats tulips

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes expensive...maybe we should go Dutch?"

Engelbert eats headphones

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes canned."

Engelbert eats a crocodile clip

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes cannabalistic."

Engelbert eats Ina Garten

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes barefoot."

Engelbert eats a Comic Relief red nose

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes funny."

Engelbert eats macarons

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Taste of almondy goodness...in your face coconut macaroons!"

Engelbert eats a steering wheel

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of leatherette."

Engelbert eats a Cyclamen plant

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of 'cyc'."

Engelbert (in stealth mode) eats a radio antenna

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of electromagnetic waves."

Engelbert eats Valentine's chocolates

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Taste of romance."

Engelbert eats a watch

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of thyme."

Engelbert eats the cloisters at Norwich cathedral

Engelbert's opinions?

"Yum. Taste like Kellogg's Crunchy Nut Cloisters."

Engelbert eats an electric carving knife

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of roasted rib of beef."

Engelbert eats a hotel telephone

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes like room service."

Engelbert eats an iron gate

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes overwrought."