Engelbert eats a cactus

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes a little sharp."

Engelbert eats a book of stamps

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes first class."

Engelbert eats a cold and flu remedy

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of germs."

Engelbert eats an electric fan

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes cool, man."

Engelbert eats a pencil

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes sketchy."

Engelbert eats a Nike football boot

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes swooshy."

Engelbert eats his Grandad's finger

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes mature."

Engelbert eats a glass

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes vitreous."

Engelbert eats a hygrometer

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes humid."

Engelbert eats a Lorna Bailey art deco style vase

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of flappers."

Engelbert eats a SKY remote control

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes entertaining but then it repeats...and repeats...and repeats."

Engelbert eats salad leaves

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes like one of my five a day."

Engelbert eats the Stumpery in the grounds of Ickworth House

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of knobbles."

Engelbert eats a telephone cable

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes curly."

Engelbert eats a pewter figure of King Henry VIII

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of dissolving monasteries."

Engelbert eats a sugar paste effigy of himself

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of me...only sweeter."

Engelbert eats novelty Post-it notes

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes sticky."

Engelbert eats St. Mary's church (in the grounds of Ickworth House)

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes divine."

Engelbert eats a fork

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of tines."

Engelbert eats £2 coins

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Taste rich."

Engelbert eats a Raymond Chandler themed mug

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes noir."

Engelbert eats a Mikado

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of Gilbert & Sullivan."

Engelbert eats a Countdown calendar

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of spelling."

Engelbert eats a Normandy short cake

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of Normans."

Engelbert eats the West Wing at Ickworth House's customer service award

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of satisfied customers."

Engelbert eats Monte Dunklebrot

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of fluff."

Engelbert eats a net curtain

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of embroidery."

Engelbert eats a Rainier cherry

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of Harold Fogle's finest work."

Engelbert eats a vineyard (at Ickworth House)

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of tartaric acid."

Engelbert eats Ickworth House, Suffolk

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes historic."