Engelbert eats a lemon juicer

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes zingy."

Engelbert eats one of the Bad Idea Bears from Avenue Q

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes ursine."

Engelbert eats a scone

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes like a platform for clotted cream and jam."

Engelbert eats a record cleaning pad

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of static."

Engelbert eats a Christmas tree

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes like the increasing commercialisation of Christmas - this tree should not be ripe for another month."

Engelbert eats a bowl of crispy bits from roast potatoes

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of maris pipers."

Engelbert eats a palm tree

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of hands."

Engelbert eats Domo

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of Japan's NHK TV station."

Engelbert eats a four poster bed

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of luxury."

Engelbert eats a tin-plate parrot wall-hanging

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes beaky."

Engelbert eats a ladies' blouse

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes girly."

Engelbert eats the seats at the Wyndhams Theatre, Charing Cross, London

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Taste entertaining."

Engelbert eats door tassels

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Taste like insect repellent."

Engelbert eats a horseshoe

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of hooves."

Engelbert eats a hotel mini bar

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of hospitality."

Engelbert eats The Times

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes topical."

Engelbert eats Herr Stiegl

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes Bavarian."

Engelbert eats a mini Cheddar biscuit

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of crunchy cheese."

Engelbert eats rose petals

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of Mena Suvari."

Engelbert eats a shower

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of massage."

Engelbert eats Nespresso coffee capsules

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of George Clooney."

Engelbert eats Green Park

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes arboreal."

Engelbert eats the G-A-Y sign on Old Compton Street, Soho

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes fruity."

Engelbert eats a washing up brush

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of Fairy Liquid."

Engelbert eats a teabag

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes like the cup that cheers but does not inebriate."

100th post - Engelbert eats a sheet of kitchen towel

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes absorbent."

Engelbert eats dental floss

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes inter-dental."