Engelbert eats Yorkshire crisps

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of Emmerdale."

Engelbert eats a Fox's glacier fruit

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of polar bears."

Engelbert eats an empty bottle of whisky

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes like 'Have you got one that's exactly the same, but unopened?'"

Engelbert eats a Galileo thermometer

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of Copernicanism."

Engelbert eats cabbage

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of the Savoy."

Engelbert eats - assisted by Norman - the afternoon tea menu from the Ritz

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of cucumber sandwiches."

Engelbert eats a banana

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of Fyffes."

Engelbert eats raw sausages

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of pigs."

Engelbert eats a Tivoli model one radio

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of medium waves."

Engelbert eats a Green Man

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes pagan."

Engelbert eats a "raccoon crossing" road sign

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes Procyon."

Engelbert eats a bottle of shampoo

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes like I'm worth it."

Engelbert eats a room freshener

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of Alpine meadows."

Engelbert eats a toaster

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes crumb-y."

Engelbert eats a maneki neko

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes lucky."

Engelbert eats a spanner

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes nutty."

Engelbert eats K.K. Slider

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes groovy."

Engelbert eats a Tascam tape deck

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of 1980s C90 compilation tapes."

Engelbert eats a calendar

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of dates."

Engelbert eats a gravy boat

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes saucy."

Engelbert eats an iPhone

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of apples."

Engelbert eats a 'thank you' card

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of gratitude."

Engelbert eats spaghetti

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes al dente."

Engelbert eats Morph

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of plasticine."

Engelbert eats a £20 note

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of Dudley Moore."

Engelbert eats the Sudan

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes like they don't like it up em."

Engelbert eats a Venetian blind

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of pizza."

Engelbert eats Norman, a T Rex

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of terrible lizards."

Engelbert eats a DVD

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes steamy."