Engelbert eats a glass of champagne

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes like HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

Engelbert - assisted by Norman - eats the star on top of the Christmas tree

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of supernovae."

Engelbert eats Dave's paper crown (from a cracker)

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of crown jewels."

Engelbert - assisted by Norman - eats mistletoe

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum and yuck. Yum because it tastes of festive kisses; yuck because it tastes of poison!"

Engelbert would like to wish all his readers a Merry Christmas and hopes your festive days will be filled with food that is more yum than yuck.

Being a caring sort, he wishes to stress that mistletoe is highly poisonous so unless you have his constitution you really shouldn't try eating it.

Engelbert eats hops

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes like beery foliage."

Engelbert eats Hotel Goldener Hirsch sugar cubes

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes like sugared reindeers."

Engelbert eats a Christmas bauble

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes baublicious."

Engelbert eats St Nicholas

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes like no presents for me this year."

Engelbert eats an Austrian sign banning him from the works on the platform

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes bossy."

Engelbert eats an Austrian sheep

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of lamb schnitzel."

Engelbert eats a box of Super Dickmann's

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes generously proportioned."

Engelbert eats a bottle of Mozart liqueur

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of magic flutes."

Engelbert eats a Cafe Sacher sugar bowl

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of chocolate torte."

Engelbert eats a tasting menu of walking socks

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of kilometres."

Engelbert eats a Stiegl beermat

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of Austrian liquid gold."

Engelbert eats a Salzburg travel guide

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of a wonderful holiday."

Engelbert eats a passport

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of holidays - see you in a week!"

Engelbert eats a lemon juicer

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes zingy."

Engelbert eats one of the Bad Idea Bears from Avenue Q

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes ursine."

Engelbert eats a scone

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes like a platform for clotted cream and jam."

Engelbert eats a record cleaning pad

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of static."

Engelbert eats a Christmas tree

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes like the increasing commercialisation of Christmas - this tree should not be ripe for another month."

Engelbert eats a bowl of crispy bits from roast potatoes

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of maris pipers."

Engelbert eats a palm tree

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of hands."

Engelbert eats Domo

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of Japan's NHK TV station."

Engelbert eats a four poster bed

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of luxury."

Engelbert eats a tin-plate parrot wall-hanging

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes beaky."

Engelbert eats a ladies' blouse

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes girly."

Engelbert eats the seats at the Wyndhams Theatre, Charing Cross, London

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Taste entertaining."

Engelbert eats door tassels

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Taste like insect repellent."

Engelbert eats a horseshoe

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of hooves."

Engelbert eats a hotel mini bar

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of hospitality."

Engelbert eats The Times

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes topical."

Engelbert eats Herr Stiegl

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes Bavarian."

Engelbert eats a mini Cheddar biscuit

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of crunchy cheese."

Engelbert eats rose petals

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of Mena Suvari."

Engelbert eats a shower

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of massage."

Engelbert eats Nespresso coffee capsules

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of George Clooney."

Engelbert eats Green Park

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes arboreal."

Engelbert eats the G-A-Y sign on Old Compton Street, Soho

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes fruity."

Engelbert eats a washing up brush

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of Fairy Liquid."

Engelbert eats a teabag

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes like the cup that cheers but does not inebriate."

100th post - Engelbert eats a sheet of kitchen towel

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes absorbent."

Engelbert eats dental floss

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes inter-dental."

Engelbert eats Yorkshire crisps

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of Emmerdale."

Engelbert eats a Fox's glacier fruit

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of polar bears."

Engelbert eats an empty bottle of whisky

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes like 'Have you got one that's exactly the same, but unopened?'"

Engelbert eats a Galileo thermometer

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of Copernicanism."

Engelbert eats cabbage

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of the Savoy."

Engelbert eats - assisted by Norman - the afternoon tea menu from the Ritz

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of cucumber sandwiches."