Engelbert eats an entrance ticket to Southend pier

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes like 1.34 miles of Victorian splendour."

Engelbert eats a box of fudge

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes like just enough to give your baby crocodile a treat."

Engelbert eats a cake knife

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes like the Excalibur for home baking."

Engelbert eats a block of butter

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes like a vegan's nightmare!"

Engelbert eats a games console controller

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of Wii."

Engelbert eats model railway track

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes like less elaborate but crunchier curly wurly."

Engelbert eats a fire engine

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes chargrilled."