Engelbert eats a book of baking recipes

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of empty calories."

Engelbert eats a model railway fertilizer wagon

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes nourishing."

Engelbert eats a Paddington Bear DVD

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of marmalade."

Engelbert eats tulips

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes expensive...maybe we should go Dutch?"

Engelbert eats headphones

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes canned."

Engelbert eats a crocodile clip

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes cannabalistic."

Engelbert eats Ina Garten

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes barefoot."