Engelbert eats the North York Moors Railway

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes steamy."

Engelbert eats the Whitby Whalebone Arch

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of blubber....too much of this and I'll be Moby Dick*"

*Moby Dick = sick, cockney rhyming slang.

Engelbert eats Whitby Abbey

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck, tastes of vampires."

Engelbert eats a slice of Galia melon

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes cool and juicy in this hot weather. Stay hydrated kids!"

Engelbert eats the receipt from the Friet Museum in Bruges

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of chips. If all education tasted this good, I'd be a professor by now!"

Engelbert eats a glass of Brugse Zot, a Belgian beer

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes a strong brew, so typical of the De Halve Maan brewery".

Engelbert eats the basket of a hot air balloon

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of wicker."

Engelbert eats Belgian lace

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of bobbins."

Engelbert eats Belgian friets

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of chippy chips."

Engelbert eats one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of pestilence."

Engelbert eats a French kilner jar

Engelbert's opinion?

"C'est Yum. Oo la la - zis tastes airtight!"

Engelbert's education corner: If the jar has a flip hinged lid it's a French kilner jar. Kilner jars have metal lids that are screwed on and off.

Engelbert eats a wine rack

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of old sour grapes."

Engelbert eats Hedingham castle

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes more of heads than hams."

Engelbert eats the weighing machine on Southend pier

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes like it's only been used by skinny people."

Engelbert considers eating a bluebell, but then decides against

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. I think it might taste like it's protected under the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981 - I can't eat this."

Engelbert says: be like me kids, enjoy nature responsibly!

Engelbert eats the Electric Picture Palace

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes retro."

Engelbert eats the Southwold archaelogical and natural history society

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes of dinosaurs."

Engelbert eats a kettle

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of water otters*"

*Explanation of Engelbert's joke - a kettle makes "water hotter", water otters....[tumbleweed rolls by slowly].

Engelbert eats a daisy

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yuck. Tastes of margaritas."

Engelbert eats Southwold lighthouse

Engelbert's opinion?

"Yum. Tastes lighter than ordinary buildings."